It’s possible audiences aren’t clamoring for a fresh take of Dracula from Luc Besson, the French maestro for polished extravagance. However, it’s worth noting: his richly designed romantic vampire tale has ambition and panache – and with its B-movie charm, it could be preferable compared with Eggers’s dignified recent take of Nosferatu. There are some very bizarre touches, like a particular moment that appears to show a land border between France and Romania.
Christoph Waltz plays a witty yet careworn vampire-hunting priest – it’s surprising he never took on such a part earlier – who ends up in Paris in 1889 during the centennial of the French Revolution. Likewise present is the malevolent vampire count, enacted by the body-horror veteran Caleb Landry Jones speaking in a twisted regional dialect similar to Steve Carell’s Gru in the Despicable Me films. It’s a role he seemed destined to play.
The story is this: the vampire lord has wandered endlessly the globe in sorrow for hundreds of years following his rise as one of the undead, a penalty due to his blasphemous mourning after the passing of his beloved Elisabeta (an inaugural screen appearance for Zoë Bleu, the offspring of Rosanna Arquette). the vampire has sought relentlessly for some woman who might be the reincarnation of his departed beloved. Unfortunately, the lucky lady is revealed as Mina (also Bleu, of course), the reserved future wife of the count’s timid estate manager, Jonathan Harker (Ewens Abid), who just traveled to the vampire’s estate to negotiate his property portfolio and whose miniature portrait of the lovely Mina attracted Dracula’s gaze.
Besson organizes Dracula’s second-act backstory of global roaming sporting extravagant attire with a sure hand, and he is not above providing some comedy moments reminiscent of Mel Brooks – like the count’s repeated and futile attempts to kill himself post-Elisabeta’s demise, in addition to absurd moments that follow Dracula applies to himself in a certain perfume in historic Florence, which causes him to be unavoidably attractive to females. Ridiculous and watchable.
Dracula is available digitally from 1 December and for physical purchase from December 22nd. It screens in Australian cinemas starting February 5, 2026.
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Elizabeth Petty
Elizabeth Petty
Elizabeth Petty